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Hot Habanero Sex

I made my girlfriend, at that time, dinner and it eventually lead to the bedroom. I started to play with her at first and she seemed to enjoy it, but after a couple seconds her face turned from pleasure to discomfort and then near horror. I had been cutting habaneros for dinner and totally forgot to wash my hands with soap. Needless to say I did NOT have sex that night.

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An Unforgettable Movie

I went the movies with my boyfriend at the time. Being the horny couple that we were, we both thought it would be super hot to get it on in the theater! We selected our seats carefully, so we could both have a good view of the film while keeping our eyes on the doors. It was one of the most unforgettably sexy experiences of my life. When it was all over, we sat and watched the rest of the film, but as the credits rolled, I went to gather my coat and scarf and noticed a couple was sitting behind us, a few rows up! They had a perfect view of our antics! Neither of us had seen them come in (like I said, it was pretty hot and heavy), but we were mortified and ran out, laughing hysterically.

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I Broke My Dick

I was having normal regular sex with my girlfriend of the time. Though I suppose she wasn’t exactly wet, neither was I. So we’re going at it and all of a sudden I feel a kind of pinch. Thought that was weird. Then liquid… so I asked her, do you feel something odd? She thought I came. I hadn’t yet, so far it had been really uncomfortable. So I pull out. All of a sudden blood is squirting from just under my penis, all over her cooch, stomach, bed etc. I jump up and the blood goes on her floor, chair, and myself. I freak the fuck out half yelling “WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!” She freaks out, eyes wide just in shock. I run to the bathroom and just stand in the bath clutching tissues to my penis waiting for the blood to stop. Eventually, I get flaccid and the blood flow stops. We immediately Google what the hell was going on. I’m clutching my dick through my shorts the entire time as we look for an answer to how this spontaneous satanic blood orgy started and if anyone else has had the same.

Turns out you can tear the webbing under your penis. The ‘frenulum’. Who knew! Couldn’t have sex for 2 weeks and then the next month after that I was too paranoid to do much anyway. Hilarious to look back on though. I broke my dick…

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Period Sex…Eww

My girlfriend wanted period sex. I was hesitant since I wasn’t too horned up, but she needed it bad evidently. So I caved. She got on top and started riding. It was literally less than a minute before she came. I didn’t finish. When she lifted off of me, I could sense my rig was soaked…but a different kind of soaked. Then I felt two heavy drips of fluid on my belly as she climbed off. The room was pretty dark so I walk to the bathroom. It was like a scene in a horror movie. My cock looked like it was used as a knife and my belly was dripping with blood. I had to hose down in the shower like a rape victim. My bedding was a mess too. I will NEVER do it during her period ever again. I don’t care how much she needs it. The bedding is in the washing machine now. Thank god for the steam cycle.

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Backseat Naked

Me and my boyfriend at the time parked his SUV in the back of our local movie theater parking lot. Seemed ideal, since no one would question a car being parked there for a while late at night. As we started getting busy in the back we noticed a car pull up and park a few spots away from us. We thought it was weird and just watched this car for a few minutes. At first no one got out, but after a bit a man stepped out of the car and started shining a flashlight in our direction, and it looked like he was holding a gun or a knife in the other hand. We ducked down to the floorboards, starting to panic. I started freaking out and scream-whispering at my boyfriend that we had to leave, but he didn’t have a shirt on and I was basically naked. As we contemplated how to get out of this situation, the man started slowly walking toward our car! At that point, I screamed, and my boyfriend jumped into the front seat, started the car, and sped out of the parking lot, leaving me literally rolling around on the floor of the backseat naked. After we drove a few miles away, we stopped and got dressed and shared some nervous laughter about the whole thing, and no harm was done other than a few bruises I sustained in our daring escape. I’m still good friends with this guy and we still laugh about the time we thought we were about to be the victims in a real-life slasher film.

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Cockblocked By Stoners

My boyfriend and I decided to have sex in college around the side of the building, where the stoners usually go. We were in the middle of having sex on a bench when these guys came toward us to smoke. They saw us mid-intercourse and didn’t turn around or anything, they just kept coming toward the spot. We were in doggy-style on the bench with pants around our ankles, so it was totally obvious what we were doing and that they saw us! Guess they really wanted to get high there. We didn’t even get to finish and got cockblocked by stoners.

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He Walked In And Took A Shit

I was hooking up with a football player in the bathroom of a usually desolated building. While I was going down on him, a guy walked in. I assumed he would pee and leave but nope, he didn’t. Instead, he went into the stall right next to us and took a shit. Then after he left, we started having doggy-style sex, and a guy walked in, stood in front of the mirror, and then left. He was looking at our reflection through the crack in the stall! We walked out smooth as ever.

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The Wrong Hole

My first boyfriend and I were both virgins. He was trying to use his finger down there and accidentally stuck it in the wrong hole. It lasted all of two seconds, but I lost it. I died laughing, and he was completely mortified. In fact, just remembering it right now has me cracking up

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My First Time…With You!

My boyfriend and I finally decided to do it after having multiple talks about making sure the first time would be special. Afterward, I mused ‘I can’t believe I’m not a virgin anymore,’ and he freaked out! Turns out, he thought we had been talking about having our first time together. He kept asking ‘Did I hurt you?’ and ‘Are you okay?’ which got to be way too much after a while. He ended up being the emotional one, not me!

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Whack it, Girl

My first time was definitely awkward. The guy I was with kept saying stuff like ‘How’s that for you, you dirty girl?’ and ‘Tell me how much you want me.’ He also dragged me into about 30 different positions. I felt like I was doing Pilates! When we were finished, I went to hug him but accidentally swung my hand out too fast and ended up whacking him really hard on the penis. I was embarrassed, and he was in pain. At least I can laugh about it now.

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Watch Kim Kardashian and Ray J Sex Tape Online

Have you ever heard your friends talking on how to watch Kim Kardashian and Ray J sex tape online? If yes, then, you may be interested to know about it. Kim Kardashian is a famous American fashion designer, television personality, actress and a model. She got the attention of the public not only because of her superb skills. She also made a celebrity gossip favorite because of her sex videos. She had sex tape with her ex-boyfriend named Ray J. Like her, Ray is also an actor. This guy is also known as a professional singer and record producer.

If you are interested on how to watch Kim Kardashian and Ray J sex tape, you need to start conducting an extensive research. Through online searching, you have a chance to get the full sex videos of the two showbiz personalities.

However, not all of you are familiar on how to get a KimK sex tape deal. Instead of worrying about this issue, take time to search for the best website. To guarantee that you are getting the best sex tape, here are things you need to consider:

  • Features of the Sex Tape – Unlike others, you have to be more conscious with the exact and accurate features of sex tape. Through this, you can watch Kim Kardashian video without experiencing any trouble. Some tapes have blurred images while others are not.
  • Cost of Sex Tape – Even if you want to watch the full video, it doesn’t mean that you will spend more money to get its original copy. There are several shops that offer similar products at affordable rates. You just need to check if they have upcoming sales or other promotions.
  • Length of the Sex Tape – The sex video of Kim and Ray J is quite lengthy. Therefore, you have to check if your preferred tape has full length or not. To check its length, you need to play the sex tape before buying it.

After knowing these tips on the tape, you can easily get a copy of the sex tape. Depending on your choice, you can watch it alone or along with your friends and co-workers.

If you are eager to watch Kim Kardashian and Ray J sex tape, you need to prepare enough cash. This sex tape has a varying price. But, you can save more money if you know where to find the best shop that offers discount rates.

After getting a copy of this sex tape, you are free to watch it anytime you want. You can watch Kim Kardashian Superstar online to learn the different sex styles. Other viewers, on the other hand, prefer to watch this sex tape because they really love Kim. They want to know how she moves and how great her body is.

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