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He Came In My Arms

In college we had a dorm meeting downstairs to introduce some new residents. This girl was a firecracker to say the least and after the meeting I knew she was going to fit in well with our group of friends so I invited her to play cards with a few folks. After a few rounds she suggested changing the game to strip poker, so we headed up to my room, which was the hangout room.

So, two ladies, myself and 3 other men (4 men, 2 ladies) headed up to our room to play strip poker. As soon as we landed on the beds, because there was no where else to sit, the cards were forgotten and a make out/clothes on orgy thing happened.

Imagine, if you will, a man(roommate) kneeling betwixt the legs of new girl eating her out while she was sitting between my legs with her back to me. I was fondling her and playing DJ for mood music. Another guy was sitting to my right and the last lady and and man were doing their thing to his right.

Now it’s important to note that the dude to my right was a HUGE asshole, but he was the first friend my roommate and I made at college so he still hung out with us.

So the asshole was sitting between the couple going at it and the weird 3 some thing going on when, as I would find out later, both the ladies who had a crush on him, simultaneously went to give him a handjob because they felt bad for him not getting any action.

One of the ladies won out and got to do the deed. As the jerk came it kind of quieted the room down as he was the only person to reach a climax. In his ecstasy he slumped to the side and sort of landed on me. It was an awkward position so I put my arm around him. As the room lay in quiet, everyone basking in our mutual afterglow I said in a clear voice, “I bet you never thought a man would be holding you while that happened eh?”

For the rest of my time at college whenever this douche started to get out of line I would just start to tell the story of how he came in my arms and all of a sudden, he wasn’t such a jerk anymore!

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Passed Out Sex

When I was about 22, I went out with a group of female friends and one other guy. The girls thought it would be a great idea to head to a lesbian bar which was notorious for giving shitty service to men and m/f couples.

After about an hour of mean looks and no drinks, I decide to bail and pick up a 12 pack on the way home. No sooner than I get home and crack open a beer, one of the girls calls me and says that another one of the girls was starting shit and that I needed to come pick her up.

I run and get her and we head back to my place where we proceed to get drunk and argue politics. After a while I decide that I’m tired and go to bed. She follows me in to my room and hops on my computer. After a few minutes of looking around, she finds my porn and starts watching it while I’m trying to pass out.

After about 10 minutes I pull her in to bed and we start going at it. The sex was amazing, but I passed out. I don’t know how long I was out, but when I came to, she was still riding me. When we finally finish she realizes it’s now daylight outside and bolts.

Fast forward to St. Patty’s Day a month later and we’re hammered at a bar and I start telling the story and I get to the point where I passed out. She apparently didn’t know this, freaks out and throws a gin and tonic in my face and leaves.

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Hot Habanero Sex

I made my girlfriend, at that time, dinner and it eventually lead to the bedroom. I started to play with her at first and she seemed to enjoy it, but after a couple seconds her face turned from pleasure to discomfort and then near horror. I had been cutting habaneros for dinner and totally forgot to wash my hands with soap. Needless to say I did NOT have sex that night.

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An Unforgettable Movie

I went the movies with my boyfriend at the time. Being the horny couple that we were, we both thought it would be super hot to get it on in the theater! We selected our seats carefully, so we could both have a good view of the film while keeping our eyes on the doors. It was one of the most unforgettably sexy experiences of my life. When it was all over, we sat and watched the rest of the film, but as the credits rolled, I went to gather my coat and scarf and noticed a couple was sitting behind us, a few rows up! They had a perfect view of our antics! Neither of us had seen them come in (like I said, it was pretty hot and heavy), but we were mortified and ran out, laughing hysterically.

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I Broke My Dick

I was having normal regular sex with my girlfriend of the time. Though I suppose she wasn’t exactly wet, neither was I. So we’re going at it and all of a sudden I feel a kind of pinch. Thought that was weird. Then liquid… so I asked her, do you feel something odd? She thought I came. I hadn’t yet, so far it had been really uncomfortable. So I pull out. All of a sudden blood is squirting from just under my penis, all over her cooch, stomach, bed etc. I jump up and the blood goes on her floor, chair, and myself. I freak the fuck out half yelling “WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!” She freaks out, eyes wide just in shock. I run to the bathroom and just stand in the bath clutching tissues to my penis waiting for the blood to stop. Eventually, I get flaccid and the blood flow stops. We immediately Google what the hell was going on. I’m clutching my dick through my shorts the entire time as we look for an answer to how this spontaneous satanic blood orgy started and if anyone else has had the same.

Turns out you can tear the webbing under your penis. The ‘frenulum’. Who knew! Couldn’t have sex for 2 weeks and then the next month after that I was too paranoid to do much anyway. Hilarious to look back on though. I broke my dick…

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